Keen cruisers can now take a celebrity-themed voyage with everyone from Pele to Karl Rove, but surely the one they've all been waiting for is David Hasselhoff.
The actor famous for TV hits Baywatch and Knight Rider - and a bafflingly successful pop music career - is now promoting his Official World-Fan-Cruise on Costa Cruises' 113,000-gt Costa Favolosa (built 2011) from 4 to 9 November.
The self-styled Hoff will meet his adoring public in Savona, Italy, before travelling on to Rome, Barcelona and Marseille.
"A selection of cabins is still available, but going fast," says German promoter GEO Reisen.
It adds: "His great star power and his talent as an entertainer will make the cruise unforgettable."
And the man himself pleads: "Come party Hoff style! Rock and roll on the sea with me and my team!"
Highlights include a movie night, a meet-and-greet session and an intimate evening of Broadway songs, plus all the hits. This may or may not include Do The Limbo Dance, a number one in Austria in 1991.
"Don't miss your chance to really get to know one another," says David.
This once in a lifetime opportunity can be yours from EUR 799 ($858) per person. If you can find someone to share a double cabin with.